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: Your main(s) have lost their house, and you've agreed to let them live with you for a month
Imma just list my 3 highest mastery champs. {{champion:412}} He gunna be out collecting souls every single day i guess. *Introduces Tinder to Thresh* {{champion:11}} NO PLS I AINT GUNNA MEDIATATE NO PLS TY {{champion:17}} "As long as you don't fucking leave your shrooms everywhere okay?"
: > [{quoted}](name=Xyntheyxz,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=vRjsewom,comment-id=00ee00000000,timestamp=2017-04-29T12:55:39.575+0000) > >TLDR time. In this thread, we are having a breakfast chat with Trace's ninja bodyguard. In Aquaman's thread, we are currently fighting some kind of demon spawn in a scrapyard presently.
> [{quoted}](name=Cop of Piltover,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=vRjsewom,comment-id=00ee000000000000,timestamp=2017-04-29T13:05:38.212+0000)Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay.
: Everyone who's reading this...
{{champion:120}} {{champion:429}} {{champion:30}} {{champion:57}} {{champion:82}} {{champion:412}} #Dying? Wut Dat?
: > [{quoted}](name=Dear Luxanna,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=004300000004000000030000000300000003000000020000,timestamp=2017-02-25T02:19:22.422+0000) > > Lux ((Weapons: Fishbones, Pow-Pow, Zap, 2 Flame chompers)) Jinx, either not knowing who Lux was immediately and thinking she was just a random well-dressed citizen or thinking she was knight approaching her for capture, smiled in greeting as she pulled a Flame Chomper out and causally tossed it into a cart of some kind of green vegetable balls. "Don't mind me, I'm just visiting." She said as she held up her hands to show they were empty; although the weapons on her person said she was by no means just a common visitor. In the meantime, a few meters away, the Flame Chompers would be clattering as soon as it landed. How long until it exploded was anyone but Jinx's guess. At least this one was just a standard, 3-foot radius fire explosion.
> [{quoted}](name=Dear Luxanna,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=00430000000400000003000000030000000300000002000000030019,timestamp=2017-04-27T02:57:23.706+0000) Xeno looked at the pictures of the food above the counter. "Interesting. So its like a food colouring...what does pure mana crystals taste like though?" Maybe he would use this information to delve into the sciences of food... "Anyways, i think i'll have...mana crystal spaghetti?"
: > [{quoted}](name=6Punches,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=vRjsewom,comment-id=00ee,timestamp=2017-04-29T08:05:52.197+0000) > > HIYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM BACK FROM VIETNAM AHHHHHHH Good to have you back, Six. Now get your ass back to work!
> [{quoted}](name=Cop of Piltover,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=vRjsewom,comment-id=00ee0000,timestamp=2017-04-29T11:29:38.533+0000)How about you tell me what the hell is going on first?
: > [{quoted}](name=Aqualious18,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=RXXYOpal,comment-id=001000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-04-07T02:30:32.438+0000) >Fortissimo Nasus closed his eyes in thought, before answering, "Nothing that I can think of, the coronation of Azir went by without any trouble, from what I can remember, besides the circumstances of the coronation being the previous Emperor being murdered. Other than that, that is all I recall." > [{quoted}](name=Xyntheyxz,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=RXXYOpal,comment-id=001000000000000000000001,timestamp=2017-04-07T03:26:30.852+0000) > Xeno "Not entirely, I have studied the contents of every book and scroll in this library, and can recreate every single one of them, with a few edits of course. Its just a matter of how long it will take." Nasus walked to the desk that, 'The Cycle of Life and Death' rested upon. "Just like this one here, My favorite book, by the Ascended and Scholar I admired, when I was only ten years of age. While its contents are dangerous in the wrong hands...it is nothing compared to pages, five-hundred and one, to six-hundred, which is why I dare not recreate it beyond that point."
> [{quoted}](name=TheSandsCurator,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=RXXYOpal,comment-id=0010000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-04-20T05:26:30.038+0000) Xeno blinked. "That is...certainly an impressive memory. But are you really going to WRITE every single book? Wouldn't you...run out of ink or something?" Xeno could simply offer to give Nasus a computer and a printer. That would certainly make things much easier for the ascended.
: > [{quoted}](name=ManicGunLady,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=vRjsewom,comment-id=00ec,timestamp=2017-04-20T04:04:46.947+0000) > > ((Here's a maybe for Piltover's Finest. It will be an Open RP style thing, but I just want to run it by you two first.)) > > A Run Through the City > > Jinx has issued a challenge to the Clans, wardens, and PPD of Piltover to stop her from disrupting street and trade traffic, starting at the main-streets in the Boundary Markets and working her way through to the College of Techmaturgy before finishing at Zindelo's Incognium. > > Also to ensure no one will be shooting to kill, unless they want her to start shooting to kill as well, she has exchanged her Flame Chompers for paint bombs, made some adjustments to Fishbones so it shoots compressed air, and swapped out Zap's gun chamber for one that shoots rubber bullets. She also found a combination of chemicals that create a fast activating and expanding foam to slow or stop pursers. > > Pow-Pow, however, is meant to kill if she needs to. Lead and nickel bullets and 100 pounds in weight plus 5000 rounds of lethal bullets, the minigun is her most dangerous, and least likely to be used, gun. > > Of course, she has invited Caitlyn and Vi to try and stop her before she, to her estimate, completely shuts down trade for a day, maybe two, but she did leave it open for others to get involve if they were feeling bored. As long as everyone knows to play by the rules and accept the consequences. (I can't speak for Vi or anyone else, but I accept your challenge)
> [{quoted}](name=Cop of Piltover,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=vRjsewom,comment-id=00ec0000,timestamp=2017-04-20T08:53:54.068+0000) Im in i guess. But i might be able to post for the next week tho.
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: > [{quoted}](name=HyperZEROXL,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=BMNEqOby,comment-id=0e4100000000000000000001000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-04-17T21:43:13.210+0000) > > I'm NOT having hem fight Razor nor get in his way...That would be a death sentence for them literally. But the thread will come in time...AFTER your whole event for reasons. That'll be chaotic... I might need to ressurect my mech pilot idea
> [{quoted}](name=HyperZEROXL,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=BMNEqOby,comment-id=0e41000000000000000000010000000000000000000000000000000e,timestamp=2017-04-18T06:40:18.902+0000) *OC is a cyborg that has space age tech and might or might not be building a orbital laser cannon*
: > [{quoted}](name=Dear Luxanna,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=004300000004000000030000000300000003000000020000,timestamp=2017-02-25T02:19:22.422+0000) > > Lux ((Weapons: Fishbones, Pow-Pow, Zap, 2 Flame chompers)) Jinx, either not knowing who Lux was immediately and thinking she was just a random well-dressed citizen or thinking she was knight approaching her for capture, smiled in greeting as she pulled a Flame Chomper out and causally tossed it into a cart of some kind of green vegetable balls. "Don't mind me, I'm just visiting." She said as she held up her hands to show they were empty; although the weapons on her person said she was by no means just a common visitor. In the meantime, a few meters away, the Flame Chompers would be clattering as soon as it landed. How long until it exploded was anyone but Jinx's guess. At least this one was just a standard, 3-foot radius fire explosion.
> [{quoted}](name=Dear Luxanna,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=00430000000400000003000000030000000300000002000000030015,timestamp=2017-04-15T15:50:36.022+0000) Xeno easily kept up with the overly enthusiastic Lux, following her to the cafeteria. "...Quick question, is all the food...blue?" He WAS a Percy Jackson fan after all...
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: > [{quoted}](name=CFProxy,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=fFZXRBEh,comment-id=000700000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-04-03T22:35:21.379+0000)Southern End CSH1 Reception Desk 1 Xeno's eyes lit up at the mention of a whole section dedicated to science. A part of his brain asked why hadn't he been charged for the hotel fees yet, but the question was soon forgotten. "Edels? Nostra Pachi? Sounds like the names of gods or something. But you're right. I guess i need to get your approval first..." As he followed Ferdinand, he pulled up a diagram of his legs on his H-pad. "Sooooo. My flight is basically using thrusters at specific parts of my lower body. By placing thrust vectors here, here, here and here *points to places*, the flight is controlled so that i don't just lose my balance and fall. The thrusters are not stationary, which allows me to do complex manoeuvres such as upside-down flight. Finally, i wear these gloves *raises left hand and wiggles fingers. In the palm of the glove is a metal disk shaped thruster.* to compensate for the lack of thrust at the upper body. As how the thrusters work...corporate secret. I'll just say its definitely ahead of what Piltover has to offer. (Pulsefire.)" "Oh, and what do you mean by 'arranging a position'?"
> [{quoted}](name=CFProxy,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=fFZXRBEh,comment-id=00070000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002,timestamp=2017-04-12T02:49:10.385+0000)CSH1 Hallways "Soooooooo alien race with unclear intentions giving out free stuff. Right. Moving on." Xeno brought up the web browser and went to Google. "Ah, you want proof? Easy. I just hope i can reach my satellite from here..." He enters a few keywords and searched, clicking the first link. It was the news of a few months ago. The headline of the newspaper read: 'Sheriff and a random citizen busts the mayor! Corruption everywhere?' (or some cheesy bullshit like that) The photo was Xeno, Caitlyn and a team of SWAT standing behind a handcuffed mayor. "There you go. About the Pulsefire...Top Government secrets. The mayor wanted to weaponise it. Of course he did."
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Lag (NA)
: Why doesnt sweeping trinket stop shrooms from popping?
Because if you reveal the goddamn shroom and STILL STEP ON IT its your own goddamn fault. Riot also recently changed so that melee champs can hit the shroom without it popping too.
: > [{quoted}](name=CFProxy,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=fFZXRBEh,comment-id=000700000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-04-03T22:35:21.379+0000)Southern End CSH1 Reception Desk 1 Xeno's eyes lit up at the mention of a whole section dedicated to science. A part of his brain asked why hadn't he been charged for the hotel fees yet, but the question was soon forgotten. "Edels? Nostra Pachi? Sounds like the names of gods or something. But you're right. I guess i need to get your approval first..." As he followed Ferdinand, he pulled up a diagram of his legs on his H-pad. "Sooooo. My flight is basically using thrusters at specific parts of my lower body. By placing thrust vectors here, here, here and here *points to places*, the flight is controlled so that i don't just lose my balance and fall. The thrusters are not stationary, which allows me to do complex manoeuvres such as upside-down flight. Finally, i wear these gloves *raises left hand and wiggles fingers. In the palm of the glove is a metal disk shaped thruster.* to compensate for the lack of thrust at the upper body. As how the thrusters work...corporate secret. I'll just say its definitely ahead of what Piltover has to offer. (Pulsefire.)" "Oh, and what do you mean by 'arranging a position'?"
> [{quoted}](name=CFProxy,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=fFZXRBEh,comment-id=00070000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-04-09T23:41:17.669+0000)South East End CSH1 Hallways Xeno made note on his pad to look up on the subjects when he had the chance. "So...two alien races that provide you guys magic and technology? Sounds like a great deal. What do you offer them? I'm pretty sure nobody would simply offer that for nothing." He looked up from his typing when he noticed Ferdinand had changed his pace to walk alongside himself. "Oh, this? Its called a tablet. Y'know, like a computer but smaller? Good for when you're need to record stuff, even on the moon or in space." "And for my legs? Most of it was my own design, but the thrusters were taken from the Piltover Government files. I used to work as a scientist for them...until i found out they were kidnapping Zaunite children to test prototype drugs on. So i quit and found the Sherff, and we busted the lab down. Which is also why Piltover had gotten a new mayor recently. Oh and by the way, the thrusters are of something called 'Pulsefire.' Extremely energy efficient while giving lots of thrust!"
: Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm…
> [{quoted}](name=Kindlejack,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=MnRpQiep,comment-id=0009,timestamp=2017-04-08T17:33:55.005+0000) Is this...a potential skin leak??? http://imgur.com/a/rK2Ep?noredirect
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: Your main's Q is their only ability, but it's on a 0 second cooldown and does 3x damage.
: > [{quoted}](name=Xyntheyxz,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=RXXYOpal,comment-id=0010000000000000,timestamp=2017-03-25T15:24:20.000+0000) >Nasus would very much like that, he will be modest and try to dissuade you from doing so though. if you go through with it, make sure to >title them in a way that others will be able to generalize what is in them, you can even include, 'Edward Santangelo's Vastaya Field Journal' if you want to, at least I think it was mass produced? could be wrong, whether it was or wasn't, I was going to have him obtain the information from it, sooner or later. "Indeed, all previous entries have been either taken either by Archaeologists, Bandits, Travelers or to Time itself." Nasus looked at rows upon rows of shelves, reminiscing to a time where every single shelf was filled, he walked over to a bookshelf and scooped up what remained of the books, "This dust, is what remains of perhaps either the scrolls of the Philosopher, Yasin or the Memoir of Emperor Tahir, Shurima's Fourth Emperor, written by his most trusted advisor." He then let the book dust slide through his fingers. > [{quoted}](name=Aqualious18,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=RXXYOpal,comment-id=00100002,timestamp=2017-03-25T23:23:34.524+0000) >Fortissimo "A fine question my friend!" Nasus said, obviously glad the question was brought up, "it is a song that has stood the test of time...well Shurima's time anyways. A famous bard, Rafiq of Kalamanda, played this song at the coronation of Shurima's fifth Emperor, ever since then it has stuck as Shurima's song of choice...before Xerath's treachery brought it all crashing down." Nasus paused before continuing, "However, I must ask, what importance it plays in your visions?" > [{quoted}](name=Grievous77,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=RXXYOpal,comment-id=0010000000000001,timestamp=2017-03-30T02:15:25.595+0000) >Tulak Nasus, was Shocked indeed, that this mysterious power was able to deduce that he was an ascended. However, Nasus did not show it, instead he merely [chuckled](http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/d/d4/Nasus.laugh02.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20131031232404), "Impressive, however I must ask that this secret, be kept between only you and me." Nasus turned his head to the direction of Tulak, the tip of his snout was the only thing visible to Tulak and Nasus made sure that only Tulak was the one that saw it, "So how did you know, read my mind or felt my Ascended energy?"
> [{quoted}](name=TheSandsCurator,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=RXXYOpal,comment-id=00100000000000000000,timestamp=2017-04-07T01:56:04.286+0000) Xeno walked over to where Nasus was standing and pursed his lips, frowning. "It is a pity. The information that was once here, turned into nothing. Books are simply too easily lost. Which is why we have the Internet." He turned around, surveying the place, imagining it full of books. "Knowledge is power. The only good thing about all these lost books is that nobody can use them for ill purposes anymore. Still, it is very sad that centuries of knowledge is lost."
: The Hidden Shadows [Semi-Closed RP]
Xeno noticed the assassins and turned around, blasting the three of them full of holes. "...and i thought assassins were supposed to be good..."
Goau (NA)
: Piltover, the City of Progress (Open Canon RP Hub
[Xeno](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EU4bh8D6MrZcplFHvBRLQd6X9TLbEM2I6E4PrpyrFN8/edit?usp=sharing), meanwhile, was on the moon. He had walked up to the Zaunite flag Teemo and Nautilus planted long ago and kicked it over, replacing it with a Piltover flag.
: Take your main, switch their Q with their R.
{{champion:91}} YOU CANT SEE ME 11/10 OP
: > [{quoted}](name=6Punches,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=vRjsewom,comment-id=00da00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-04-05T11:59:14.886+0000) "I know what you mean. I mean two crooks in one day puts a toll on you, doesn't it?" She paused. "Once I finish the chatterbox's paperwork we can call it a day. Then I'll get us home and I'll make us dinner." This was Vi's 200th crook, so Caitlyn had a plan to make Vi's favorite meal. (What would that be, by the way?)
> [{quoted}](name=Cop of Piltover,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=vRjsewom,comment-id=00da0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000008,timestamp=2017-04-05T14:26:32.505+0000)*shrugs* I guess anything would do, since id portray Vi as someone that isn't picky about her food. Although she would want to eat 'dessert' later.
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: Two more join the ranks to protect the galaxy
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: > [{quoted}](name=Dear Luxanna,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=004300000004000000030000000300000003000000020000,timestamp=2017-02-25T02:19:22.422+0000) > > Lux ((Weapons: Fishbones, Pow-Pow, Zap, 2 Flame chompers)) Jinx, either not knowing who Lux was immediately and thinking she was just a random well-dressed citizen or thinking she was knight approaching her for capture, smiled in greeting as she pulled a Flame Chomper out and causally tossed it into a cart of some kind of green vegetable balls. "Don't mind me, I'm just visiting." She said as she held up her hands to show they were empty; although the weapons on her person said she was by no means just a common visitor. In the meantime, a few meters away, the Flame Chompers would be clattering as soon as it landed. How long until it exploded was anyone but Jinx's guess. At least this one was just a standard, 3-foot radius fire explosion.
> [{quoted}](name=Dear Luxanna,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=00430000000400000003000000030000000300000002000000030010,timestamp=2017-04-04T13:54:06.685+0000) Xeno merely scratched his head and tried to not look too confused. "Uh...okay. So...where is the cafeteria?" As he spoke of this, his stomach rumbled again.
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: > [{quoted}](name=Xyntheyxz,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=fFZXRBEh,comment-id=00070000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-03-20T10:49:22.835+0000) > > Southern End > CSH1 > Reception Desk 1 > _Rather than being amused he was instead a bit more insulted by the insolence this man showed. However, he couldn't really fault him, being as drab as he was. Of course they knew of sciences but he would have to see what exactly he had in mind._ "Of course we know of sciences. Compared to the outside world we're practically leading Valoran in it. Our innovations and studies have brought us to be equals and greater to the likes of Piltover, but I'll admit that even we have much to learn. The presence of the Edels has certainly enlightened us and that of the Nostra Pachi. However, if you insist then I'll ask that you demonstrate it in another section of our establishment. I will not permit it in the hotel lobby without seeing it in safe conditions first." _With that he finished registration and thought to charge the man but instead brought the paper with him, folded neatly into his inner pocket._ “Describe the flight to me and I will make a judgement of it as we proceed. If you impress me then I’ll consider arranging a position on your behalf.”
> [{quoted}](name=CFProxy,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=fFZXRBEh,comment-id=000700000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-04-03T22:35:21.379+0000)Southern End CSH1 Reception Desk 1 Xeno's eyes lit up at the mention of a whole section dedicated to science. A part of his brain asked why hadn't he been charged for the hotel fees yet, but the question was soon forgotten. "Edels? Nostra Pachi? Sounds like the names of gods or something. But you're right. I guess i need to get your approval first..." As he followed Ferdinand, he pulled up a diagram of his legs on his H-pad. "Sooooo. My flight is basically using thrusters at specific parts of my lower body. By placing thrust vectors here, here, here and here *points to places*, the flight is controlled so that i don't just lose my balance and fall. The thrusters are not stationary, which allows me to do complex manoeuvres such as upside-down flight. Finally, i wear these gloves *raises left hand and wiggles fingers. In the palm of the glove is a metal disk shaped thruster.* to compensate for the lack of thrust at the upper body. As how the thrusters work...corporate secret. I'll just say its definitely ahead of what Piltover has to offer. (Pulsefire.)" "Oh, and what do you mean by 'arranging a position'?"
: > [{quoted}](name=6Punches,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=EkAB9lib,comment-id=001000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-04-01T12:09:34.010+0000) > _He turned to her with surprise_ "Zaun, you're from Zaun?" _He felt a little hurt that another Zaunite found success where he seemed not to, it was almost unbelievable_ "So what, are you the janitor or something, if not then where do you stand in the rankings?"
> [{quoted}](name=LeachimKcorruts,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=EkAB9lib,comment-id=0010000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-04-01T12:19:32.833+0000) "Yeah. Duh." Vi tapped her chin in thought. "Erm...i'm pretty sure I'm like the...second, third highest rank? Dunno..."
: People who think Voice Coms will improve League
Tag which of these stereotypes you are! Im the: Foreign languages (Chinese guy playing on NA) Yelling family members (I count the days until i move out.) Morality speeches from support players (Support mains FTW!) The shitty $2 mic (i use a 5 year old pre installed mic on my Mac)
: > [{quoted}](name=6Punches,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=EkAB9lib,comment-id=000f0000,timestamp=2017-03-30T09:09:28.913+0000) >Basically the foster home owner filed a missing child report some time while Benjamin was out doing other things in other RP's and Benjamin, just coming back, is now sitting there and has to wait for her to get over to the station and sign some papers so they know this is >the kid and that he can go back.
> [{quoted}](name=LeachimKcorruts,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=EkAB9lib,comment-id=000f00000000,timestamp=2017-03-30T10:04:26.180+0000) >And...how is that related to Vi? (I AM the Vi rper)
: Tell me the story of the greatest game you've ever been in.
FULL AD {{champion:412}} Top. {{item:3094}} {{item:3508}} {{item:3072}} {{item:3031}} {{item:3087}} {{item:3036}} URF {{champion:45}} 1302 ap. No skill oneshots. Master Yi An epic tale of a 90 minute game. So of course, at the start my team feeds and we're 15 kills behind. Then they siege our base. It was a long and bloody war, with casualties on both sides, but we successfully defended the onslaught. For 30 fucking minutes, we DEFENDED SO HARD we caught up in gold. Then it was our turn to siege. We all died. They sieged. They died. We sieged again. Enemy jungle (forgot the champ) got a quad. I lived. They went to do baron. And i didn't steal it. ... ... ... Instead, i pushed and won before they could recall lmao #MAP AWARENESS
: The Hidden Shadows [Semi-Closed RP]
*Sure, whatever.* Xeno responded, still hovering above the factory. He flew back in through one of the many broken windows, leaning against the wall and sniping at the commanders...which proved to be annoyingly hard thanks to his 'allies' being in a melee with them all the time. So instead, he took random potshots at the enemy. "Just let me get home so i can anaylse this stupid metal..."
: > [{quoted}](name=Ask Unforgiven,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=xhg3YN6c,comment-id=000f00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-11-20T05:42:56.633+0000) Before Yasuo could even step outside of the temple, amplified voices could be heard from outside. "FREEZE! We are the Piltover Police force, and a fugutive has supposedly been spotted entering this building. Hand him over and nobody will be harmed." Xeno grimaced. Quickly retrieving his gloves from his pack, he slipped them on while packing away his Hex-Pad. "Yasuo! The officers at the tavern must have reported us! Do NOT listen to them. Those are lies! They will take you too and say you are my accomplice in crime!" Running over, Xeno equipped his goggles, using its infrared sight to scan the outside of the temple. "I see around thirty men. They will definitely be armed. There might be drones too, although my goggles cannot detect them." Thinking back, he remembered the day he had patented the drones. They were his invention, originally made to combat Zaun if needed, and could npt be picked up by any type of scanner. Now, they were being used against him. ((Btw Xeno has files on Riven but he doesnt know her techniques are also Wind-ish...sooooo...yea.))
> [{quoted}](name=Ask Unforgiven,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=xhg3YN6c,comment-id=000f000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001a,timestamp=2017-03-26T10:02:30.815+0000) "Whatever. Bye." Xeno shrugged and lifted off after gathering his things, headings straight for his home.
: So the 0-0-12 support was trying to 1v1 me when I was 13-0-18 at full build...
Played {{champion:17}} support. Was 3/0/0 by 4 minutes. NOBODY EXPECTS THE TEETO SUPPORT
: ((Shurima! your Curator has returned!)) > [{quoted}](name=Xyntheyxz,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=RXXYOpal,comment-id=00100000,timestamp=2017-03-08T23:00:30.821+0000) > Xeno "Indeed, however, he is also of a very unstable energy. If he were to be released from the confining powers of the sarcophagus, the results would be catastrophic." When Xeno pulled out his H-Pad and spoke of not having a clue of who the daughter of Shurima was he replied, "It is probably for the best, just know that Xerath must never find her, if you ever discover who the Daughter of Shurima is." > [{quoted}](name=Grievous77,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=RXXYOpal,comment-id=00100001,timestamp=2017-03-09T03:12:25.454+0000) >Tulak Nasus listened to Tulak's description of his power intently, memorizing each and every detail, but he was inwardly puzzled. "Shurima's Core? Hmm, of all the years I have walked these sands, I have never heard of this, Core of Shurima." Nasus placed a hand on his obscured chin in thought of what this core was. "What can you tell me about the Core of Shurima?"
> [{quoted}](name=TheSandsCurator,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=RXXYOpal,comment-id=001000000000,timestamp=2017-03-25T05:25:08.112+0000) Xeno shrugged. "I'll keep that in mind." He put away the pad and looked around. "Anyways...to be honest...this place seems kinda...empty?" ((IF you want, i can arrange for Xeno to fly a bunch of books over from Piltover.))
: > [{quoted}](name=Dear Luxanna,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=004300000004000000030000000300000003000000020000,timestamp=2017-02-25T02:19:22.422+0000) > > Lux ((Weapons: Fishbones, Pow-Pow, Zap, 2 Flame chompers)) Jinx, either not knowing who Lux was immediately and thinking she was just a random well-dressed citizen or thinking she was knight approaching her for capture, smiled in greeting as she pulled a Flame Chomper out and causally tossed it into a cart of some kind of green vegetable balls. "Don't mind me, I'm just visiting." She said as she held up her hands to show they were empty; although the weapons on her person said she was by no means just a common visitor. In the meantime, a few meters away, the Flame Chompers would be clattering as soon as it landed. How long until it exploded was anyone but Jinx's guess. At least this one was just a standard, 3-foot radius fire explosion.
> [{quoted}](name=Dear Luxanna,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=aAbHsJst,comment-id=0043000000040000000300000003000000030000000200000003000a,timestamp=2017-03-25T14:06:15.599+0000) Xeno raised an eyebrow. "Mana crystals? What does that have to do with food?" _Mages can't get any weirder can they? At least us scientists made sense..._
kraara (EUNE)
: > [{quoted}](name=HyperZEROXL,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=vRjsewom,comment-id=00bd00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-03-23T16:21:40.073+0000) > The blond beauty smiled cheeky. ,,My price is...amusement. If you had a camera and could place it secretely into her room so I can theb watch it, that would be perfect. But I shall be happy enough if you simply tell me then how it was...i have some personal issue with her." She stated, succubus glance blinking and flittering in her blue sly eyes. She pulled out several small vials with different liquids.
> [{quoted}](name=kraara,realm=EUNE,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=vRjsewom,comment-id=00bd0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000053,timestamp=2017-03-24T16:13:12.999+0000) Xeno raised an eyebrow. "I'll show you later." ((Excretion is stored in a reusable bag that can be accessed from a panel on the back of his hip.)) He downed his, what? 33rd mug? "Finally. A bit of new taste..."
Skelenth (EUW)
: All the facts about God Fist Lee Sin
God Fist Lee Sin taught {{champion:254}} to punch.
: Give Galio Ult a Shout
"YOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOO not really, you can respawn, thankfully."
: Post the funniest insult you've ever received
*Is support main* "kys you duck %%%% ass dick sucking shit y u no help" *I proceed to go full damage and end up with a better KDA than the adc*
Rioter Comments
: When you have 12k gold in an ARAM match
http://imgur.com/a/b10e3?noredirect I HAVE THE PERFECT GAME HERE. TOO FAB TO DIE.
CFProxy (NA)
: > [{quoted}](name=Xyntheyxz,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=fFZXRBEh,comment-id=000700000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-03-14T09:25:37.721+0000) >Southern End >CSH1 >Reception Desk 1 _Ferdinand paused when he mentioned his ability to fly and raised an eyebrow before looking at Xeno's legs and then back to his paperwork._ "I see no wings on your legs. I fail to comprehend how you can fly with your legs. I don't suppose you beat them in rapid succession."
> [{quoted}](name=CFProxy,realm=NA,application-id=jxzFAe03,discussion-id=fFZXRBEh,comment-id=0007000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-03-19T20:04:24.841+0000) Southern End CSH1 Reception Desk 1 Xeno chuckled. "That is a funny thought, and there is no way beating my legs will ever work. May i ask, do you know anything of science?" Xeno raised an eyebrow. If these people didm;t even know the basic science laws...he might have to educate them a bit. ((Hint hint job application)) "You obviously do not understand men do not need wings to fly. I would show you now...but am i allowed to fly in this hotel?"
: Riot, Please Help Support Mains
*Mains Support* {{champion:412}} Can we have the post game stat of how many LANTERNS i THREW and how many of them my TEAM took? Because i can just tell you, from personal experience, the ratio would be undefined since it would be a 100 over 0.
: REMINDER:::: TOP LANE BEST LANE
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