Kàge (NA)
: both are shit, both mains are toxic as hell, rito unleashed hell upon us. thx rito {{sticker:zombie-brand-clap}}
League's going to be dead for the next week or so, because there's now at least 1 riven and 1 yasuo in every game. Everyone wants to ride the hype train. {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-thumbs}}
Statikin (OCE)
: Xayah is truly a new-age feminist
Rito don't even care anymore just put the swearing in the game it'll be right
Rioter Comments
Ghxztt (NA)
: {{champion:86}} dun know
{{champion:55}} I've heard it tastes like... um... {{champion:92}} Bronze? {{champion:55}} Nah...
: {{champion:161}} DON'T WORRY! I HAVE MINI LASERS!
Full. Crit. Vel'Koz. Who needs mana?
DeusVult (NA)
: {{champion:432}} {{item:1328}} {{item:3285}} {{item:3060}} {{item:3100}} {{item:3069}} {{item:3512}}
I did this once... {{champion:432}} {{item:3087}} {{item:3031}} {{item:3094}} {{item:3085}} {{item:3153}} {{item:1300}} And it actually worked. I then did the same build on Veigar and went 35/3.
: AHHHHHHHHHHH
{{champion:12}} {{champion:77}} {{champion:64}} {{champion:3}} {{champion:79}} {{champion:201}} {{champion:154}} Let the fisting begin
Pailidin (NA)
: Break a Champion
{{champion:67}} Attack speed, damage and range permanently increases per kill by 2%. {{champion:223}} Stacks don't fall off enemies once regurgitated. {{champion:35}} Jack-in-the-boxes are permanent until activated, like Bard shrines. {{champion:104}} Has a cigar. {{champion:57}} R becomes a permanent passive. {{champion:74}} Ult grenade knocks champions away from the impact point. {{champion:9}} R doesn't have cast time. {{champion:420}} ... ... Damn. You guys got me.
Knoyle (NA)
: When someone on the opposing team uses your main...
When the other team's Corki has pickupthegoddamnrocketsalreadyforanextrapowerspikeandinsanemovementspeedophobia.
: I felt pain imagining that.
: Remove 1 letter from a champions ability name...
{{champion:119}}: Sinning Axes= Throws an axe that either eats, sedates, attempts to seduce, beats up, compliments, becomes jealous of or steals gold from the enemy it hits. {{champion:119}}: Pinning Axes= Throws an axe that roots the target. {{champion:119}}: Spining axes= Throws an axe that cuts out the target's spine, completely immobilizing them for the rest of the game. {{champion:53}}: Rocket Gab= Speaks really fast until the target enemy runs away, unable to take any more. {{champion:54}}: Seismic Hard= THIS CONTENT IS UNAVAILABLE IN YOUR REGION {{champion:6}}: AID Hunter= Seeks out targets afflicted by HIV, dealing damage. {{champion:89}}: Solar Fare= Charges an enemy champion, stealing 100 gold and applying additional tax if they don't pay up-front. {{champion:42}}: Phosphorus Bob= Dips himself in Phosphorus, becoming extremely flammable and taking double damage from {{champion:1}},{{champion:63}}, {{summoner:14}} and enemies wearing {{item:3068}}. {{champion:23}}: Undying Age= Ages backwards, increasing his life expectancy. {{champion:9}}: Dak Wind= Sends a crow flying towards target enemy, pulling their pants down. It then bounces to another enemy, triggering the same effect. {{champion:9}}: Cowstorm= Channels for 1.5 seconds, before teleporting to target location and releasing a herd of cows to trample enemies around him. {{champion:92}}: Broken wins= Pretty much Riven, summed up in a couple of words. Riven mains, pretend I'm glaring at you. {{champion:83}}: Omen of AR= Hands target ally an Oculus Rift, immersing them in the world of Augmented Reality. {{champion:77}}: Bar Stance= Gets drunk as all hell and attempts to lean against a wall and look cool, but loses his balance and falls over.
: Lol is the best game ever!
While you're only lv. 21, I have to agree with you. I cannot get off it, it's becoming a serious issue.
: When People start talking shit about your main
Approved by {{champion:6}} main.
: Doom Bot Azir Confirmed?
The biggest challenge in Doom Bots was dealing with the fact that it was nighttime in SR. Never seen it happen before Doom Bots or since.
Cupkek (NA)
: Pantheon ults in a nutshell
*Insert MH370 joke* Let the downvotes roll in... {{sticker:zombie-nunu-bummed}}
: i feel like nowadays the riot art leader is a feminist who's making every woman a strong, ugly one to be anti-stereotype. sighhh that's so garbage. liked the old fiora splash so much more.
: {{champion:63}} I am the ass, that cleanses the world {{champion:72}} FEEL MY ASS {{champion:48}} I like my ass with a bit of spice You're in my ass now
{{champion:72}}: A-Ass-Asshole! (Accidentally put in 'Ass' instead of 'Skar' when I was looking for his icon, oops)
: Perhaps I can be of assistance. https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/UGWq7ytE9Ol_FuJ9Ahrb7Sg7sBg=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2904934/tumblr_lss0eu2jNe1qdcri5o1_500.0.gif
No, allow me. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-I7fmtU6QpAo/U3IejW1jOSI/AAAAAAAAAZg/Tjwy4s-eroU/s1600/angry+typing+.gif
yogozin (NA)
: {{champion:53}}: THE TIME OF ASS HAS COME TO AN END. {{champion:12}}: You can't milk ass! {{champion:133}}: Gouge their ass! {{champion:157}}: Ass is like the wind, always by my side. {{champion:223}}: The whole world's an ass, and I'm it's king. {{champion:19}}: Mmm... MMM! I CAN SMELL THEIR ASS!
{{champion:223}}: Ass to nibble on. The whole world's an ass. The only real sin is to deny an ass. Does this establishment have any ass? Regrettably, I must retire in order to find an ass. I AM THE ASS KING! ASS! GIVE IT TO ME! (Taunting enemy Vi) A girl who thinks with her fists must inevitably punch with her ass. (Warding) A true meal requires ass to manifest. {{champion:32}}: Let's find some ass! Ass! Come back! {{champion:85}}: Ass, above all. I am the ass! For ass! {{champion:105}}: Wanna see an ass? The mighty shark stalks ass. One ass ahead of you. ASS! {{champion:45}}: Stalking ass again? Know, that if the tables were turned, I would show you no ass! (Final Boss Veigar special) The ass wind howls... QUAD ASS! ALL THE ASS IS GONE! My ass... IS OVER 9000! You are ass. {{champion:58}}: Light ass, dark ass, it's all the same... What? Have I got someone in my ass? Ass cannot escape me forever. Lavish ass.
: i think it's funnier that way what do you think is making that smoke trail when he first jumps and what do you think makes that explosion when he lands beans beans they're good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart
> beans beans they're good for your heart > the more you eat the more you fart The more you fart, the better you feel. So eat your beans at EVERY meal!
: When you walk into a bush, and find out that a Juggernaut was waiting in it
Vesarixx (NA)
: {{champion:37}} {{item:3040}} {{item:3089}} {{item:3100}} {{item:3020}} {{item:2301}} {{item:3146}} I don't get it
I want to try doing {{champion:37}} {{item:3072}} {{item:3031}} {{item:3153}} {{item:3508}} {{item:3087}} {{item:1304}} mid one day.
: I know, right? Dear Gaia...ALL OF THE MEMES!
Can I take a quick guess? You've read the Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus series, haven't you?
: Sadly, I don't usually play Sona mid. I'm trying to main {{champion:45}} for mid since, well... {{champion:53}} {{champion:21}} {{champion:92}} {{champion:120}} {{champion:37}} {{champion:45}} ...I'm trying to get good with those Champions. Bonus points if you know the common thread...
Arcade! I have the Veigar skin, it was totally worth my $20. I got a Penta in my first game with it on.
: Lol that moment when the really tanky supps duke it out without their adcs and one of them is tahm kench and the other is thresh.....
Nah, a tank against Tahm Kench is a bad idea. His W does % max health damage.
: A wild {{champion:39}} has suddenly appeared out of the brush! {{champion:16}} whited out!
-A wild Irelia has appeared! -Go! Soraka! -The wild Irelia used flash! -Soraka's accuracy fell! -Soraka used Rito Power! -Soraka began charging power... -The wild Irelia used Q! -It was super effective! -Soraka's power finished charging! -Soraka used nerf! -It was not very effective... -The wild Irelia used broken strike! -It was super effective! -Soraka fainted! -... ... -Summoner Layrit whited out!
: Riot Balancing Team
Riot? Balance Team? I don't have time for your fairy stories.
: I'm going to be that guy... I have only watched 30 minutes of Star wars and it was the most boring 30 minutes of my Life.
I haven't seen more than 10 consecutive minutes, for good reason. You aren't alone.
: When you're a squishy support and the fed enemy carry turns their attention to you
What {{champion:223}} does {{champion:223}} squishy {{champion:223}} even {{champion:223}} mean {{champion:223}}?
Wolfess (NA)
: that feel when you CS/assist/roam/played well, but then you get your post game lobby score....
First game as {{champion:412}}, and I get an S. When I play my main ({{champion:6}})... C+
: Sexy
{{champion:6}}8=======D{{champion:21}}
Saltinc (NA)
: Best item in game
{{item:3222}}...
: Hey Sivir, can you pass the salt?
So our Graves is being sworn at by the enemy team, and he goes... (Insert_Name) [Graves]: /all Hey guys, why the salt? To which I go... Irongolem132639 [Blitzcrank] /all Because Graves is 'peppering' you guys with bullets! DAD JOKE CONFIRMED
: they made everything so fucking fast and snowball everything is decided by the 15 minute mark
We haven't got that in OCE yet, but it sounds horrible. Is that seriously what Riot did?
: well good news for you mr.tiny bladder, riot has heard your complaints about this issue and made games 30 minutes long MAX
What's this whole thing about then? I haven't heard anything about that, but if it's real it's gonna suck. {{sticker:zombie-nunu-bummed}}
: Community Vs Riot will equal this
HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE REFERENCE SOUND THE ALARM RAISE YOUR DONGERS {{champion:74}}
Gunpoint (NA)
: {{sticker:zombie-brand-mindblown}} aliens
http://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Quot+take+the+glory+for+yourself+go+forth+with+this+screencap+_7d06cad0a8af62832e66fba030ccb162.png
: {{champion:29}} : Forget the monkey, why don't they have a sticker for **ME?** someone's gonna get some juice soon......
http://static2.gamespot.com/uploads/scale_super/1551/15516851/2941766-lfs15.png Feeling... FABULOUS
: I really hope he wont get grosser, theres a difference between cool gross Zombie Nunu and just downright disgusting
If you've ever seen him dance... The belly just wobbles uncontrollably... Anyway, he's beautiful and I main him and I'm thinking of getting his battlecast skin. Yes, there IS a battlecast Urgot.
: The new Tristana skin Death Animation is too much Riot...
It's more of a fire-breathing puppy than a dragon...
: WAS THAT A SHORT JOKE?
They even carried that tradition into his ultimate skin... _'Mini... Boss? IS THAT A SHORT JOKE!?'_
: I agree with everything you just said. http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/GIF-Agree-I-agree-Have-to-agree-GIF.gif?gs=a
I actually have a thread for this. So far I have 7 votes for 'Yes, he should be made a red' and 4 votes for 'Piss off'. Doing well {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-rainbows}}
: {{sticker:zombie-brand-clap}}
{{sticker:zombie-nunu-hearts}}
: I thought you said shank and I was gonna call you a shuckhead greenie but oh well v.v maybe another day
Maze Runner was the best series. Books were much better than the movies.
: That feeling when you do something stupid in game.
This is why you NEVER take {{summoner:4}}. Always take teleport/ignite, regardless of who you're playing. {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-rainbows}}
: What breed of fish is that even? I WANT ONE!
: {{sticker:zombie-brand-mindblown}}
{{sticker:slayer-jinx-unamused}}
Myrddin (NA)
: Inconceivable!
{{sticker:slayer-pantheon-thumbs}}
Myrddin (NA)
: No that's mel gibson from braveheart
The fat guy with the rock? I don't think so...
Myrddin (NA)
: thats braveheart silly
Ah, okay. The FIRST guy is from Princess Bride, and the second gif is Braveheart.
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