Because if you try to play anything that requires any skill, you still lose because the enemy fucking laner picks a braindead champion like Jax or Riven and destroys you anyway. Only pick champions that require no skillshots. Only pick champions that have no complex mechanics. Plain and simple that's the only way you are going to win in this fucking dogshit Call of Duty everybody one-shotting each other copy.
Only pick champions that a garbage player would take because nobody in this fucking game has any sense of gaming mechanics or skill, they only know how to play Jax or Riven and mash buttons off cooldown with point and click.