I'll go first.
*Zoda's Revenge: Startropics 2* is a game about a teenage boy, Mike Jones, who sings Surfin' Bird into an encyclopedia in order to travel through time so he can collect Tetris pieces which he puts together to form a maple leaf that contains the spirit of the father of an alien girl that Mike rescued in the previous game.
Along the way, he meets a monkey who grants him magic powers, a donkey who upgrades those magic powers, and then a senior citizen who upgrades them a final time. He also meets a pizza delivery man riding a Koopa Troopa, takes the pizza, and delivers it to Cleopatra in ancient Egypt.
You know, normal shit that happens every day.