Now I see why Pentakill Sona belongs in the band. (Anger Issues Ahead)

Ok, so, Riot just put out an Ask Riot where the members of Pentakill (minus Kayle, of course) answer your questions. Sona, of course, can't speak so - and since the members were vocally interviewed and their responses recorded - she responded in Morse Code. Now, me being the curious little cat that I am, I copied and pasted Sona's reply into a translator and, my, is it _aggressive_. Before I transcribe here what Sona "said", I'll provide some context. Sona was asked this: "There are champs like Twitch and Sona, who don’t require much skill, and then there are champs like Azir and Ryze, who are practically impossible to play. What do you plan to do to bridge the imbalance gap between these champs?" And Sona, in turn, tapped out this: ".-- .... .- - / - .... . / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.. .. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / .--- ..- ... - / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / ... .- -.-- / .- -... --- ..- - / -- . --..-- / -.-- --- ..- / .-.. .. - - .-.. . / - . . -. -.-- / -... --- .--. .--. . .-. ..--.. / .. .-.. .-.. / .... .- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / -.- -. --- .-- / .. / .--. .-.. .- -.-- / .- - / - .... . / - --- .--. / - .. . .-. ... / .. -. / ... --- .-.. --- / --.- ..- . ..- . --..-- / .- -. -.. / .. ...- . / -... . . -. / .. -. ...- --- .-.. ...- . -.. / .. -. / -. ..- -- . .-. --- ..- ... / ... --- .-.. -.. / --- ..- - / ... .... --- .-- ... / ..-. --- .-. / .--. . -. - .- -.- .. .-.. .-.. --..-- / .- -. -.. / .. / .... .- ...- . / --- ...- . .-. / ...-- ----- ----- / -.-. --- -. ..-. .. .-. -- . -.. / .- ... ... .. ... - ... .-.-.- / .. / .- -- / - .-. .- .. -. . -.. / .. -. / . - .-- .- .... .-.. / .-- .- .-. ..-. .- .-. . / .- -. -.. / .. -- / - .... . / - --- .--. / ... ..- .--. .--. --- .-. - / .. -. / - .... . / . -. - .. .-. . / .-.. . .- --. ..- . / --- ..-. / .-.. . --. . -. -.. ... .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / -. --- - .... .. -. --. / - --- / -- . / -... ..- - / .--- ..- ... - / .- -. --- - .... . .-. / .- ... ... .. ... - .-.-.-" And that roughly means: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE TEENY BOPPER? ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I PLAY AT THE TOP TIERS IN SOLO QUEUE, AND IVE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SOLD OUT SHOWS FOR PENTAKILL, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED ASSISTS. I AM TRAINED IN ETWAHL WARFARE AND IM THE TOP SUPPORT IN THE ENTIRE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER ASSIST." ...she definitely belongs in Pentakill. And don't mess with her. At all. Now be on your way before Pentakill catches you lingering here instead of listening to their music. Trust me, you won't like that.
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