: Can we do something about creep block
No. Minions are people too. They are not space. They OCCUPY space and have their own minds. I want their block size be whatever it was on Season Two so all this bullshit hooks can actually hook THEM. Don't freaking walk over your people if you're their legendary champion, jerk!{{sticker:slayer-jinx-unamused}}
: Which faction are you in?
Ok. I realize I'm expressing a lot of anger. That stems from feeling hopeless to make a change or be listened to. I realize all that. I also realize that I'm angry because I give a shit which is more than can be said for all those vets that are no longer with us. Riot wants to blame it on them "growing up" and doing something else with their free time. Well, I don't see an issue with League keeping all those old vets. It could have been done. We didn't have to lose them. The gentlemen tank top days where they couldn't kill each other was good. Chillness irradiated from that lane to all other lanes. And we NEEDED that in a rage inducing game. It wasn't BAD. Plus we didn't have the top mess we have now.
: Which faction are you in?
But don't worry, Morello was worrying about Soraka HEALING being the "toxicity" of the game. Fkin moron.
: Which faction are you in?
I dunno but of this I'm sure: Riot's catering to the Warband types is what is ruining everything. For real. Mobility is not sufficiently punished with less damage. All the mid S tiers have built in flashes. I remember still the days when you could find intelligent analysts professing flash was toxic to the game. Ezrael pretty much flashed his middle finger up everyone's and now, many built in flash champs later, we're here. Looking at chart after chart of teammates with much greater damage done than the built-in flash champ spammers who have legendary KDAs and itemization because they KSd. Then they use those items to carry and the charts themselves do not tell the true story of what parasitic toxicity they're using to ruin everyone else's fun. All allowed by bad champion design. Seriously. Isn't it stupid? Progames mid S tier: Kassadin, Zed, Zoe, and Ahri. And Vlad, cause he goes untargettable and it's essentially the same thing. They are where they are bc Riot isn't cutting off their balls in the damage department: AS THEY SHOULD to compensate for mobility. No bra, if you spoke to analysts past about a League future of midlane being controlled by built-in flashers, they would tell you that, in such a case, champion designers and balancers would be all a bunch of monkey typing idiots. They would not have been wrong.
: Champions as Constellations
Nice work. Only suggested changes I'd propose is Kindred for Gemini and Lux for Virgo. Evelynn for Virgo is way off mark.
Laura ß (NA)
: Im the new Riot CEO...take a seat balance team....
The fact the tanks couldn't damage each other created some type of something we needed. Some type of honor code between enemies would irradiate out of that lane. Yes, ask the bartender for whatever it is I'm having. I'm having nothing but fond memories. It is true. They were groomed to be leaders that toned off rages sparking elsewhere by the time they exited their gentlemanly horsing around top lane. I wouldn't mind having those days back one bit.
Laura ß (NA)
: Im the new Riot CEO...take a seat balance team....
...but sometimes... Sometimes the gentlemen tanks would make the game timer stop somehow. People would stop fighting and spectate their 1v1 and then challenge their opponent (they had been raging at) to a 1v1 as well. Everyone would get gentrified by the tanks that couldn't do damage to each other. We didn't know what was good till it went away.
: How do you expect tanks to survive the laning phase if they have no damage to trade with?
> [{quoted}](name=BigBrainSuppMain,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=V1XQEiAt,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2019-05-06T00:27:41.915+0000) > > How do you expect tanks to survive the laning phase if they have no damage to trade with? You clearly weren't playing during the "Gentlemen" top tank days. Those days inspired the Cho skin, imo. Tank tops would be bros, having tea and crumpets and telling their own junglers to fuck off their enemy bro. They would name their kids after each other and would be incredibly perturbed by everyone else going into fits of unneccesary rage. Good ole days. Rages everywhere were often put down by everyone looking top lane and listening to the top laners exchanging tomfoolery, jokes, complete futile attemps at killing each other, grandiose attempts at 1v1 that would often last well into to endgame, horsing around with each other like BFFs and turning the Rift into 3v3s of raging imbeciles, 1v1 between gentlemanly tanks (lasting at least 5 minutes) in the river and quietly laughing supports watching the spectacle. I think we lost something somewhere along the way between then and now.
: Anyone Throw Me a Bone Here?
Rito caters to warband types. Will always cater to warband types. Their game is broken bc of this but the music goes on.
: Anyone Throw Me a Bone Here?
"I'm trying to climb but I really enjoy kneeling so people can boost off my knee so I do this all the time. Still, I find myself on the ground instead of up there." <----all Rito hears from you. I been around since season 2 and white knighted the support cause (and mained it) more than you will ever know or believe. Nearly a decade. If you want to climb... Pick up the damn gun, kid, and stand up.
Sydelle (NA)
: Most reworks are utter garbage. The only rework I can recall that hasn't sucked is Sion.
to be fair, there was no effin way of screwing up a Sion rework.
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Goldglim (EUW)
: Tahm Kench - Old One, Deep Sea, Pirate Fanskin concepts.
Nice art but I don't really like any of these better than KDA Tahm Kench.
: Video games are precisely not life. That's the whole point. An unfair video game makes no sense. https://streamable.com/4brr2
> [{quoted}](name=aHiWeMontague,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=6I3uxH2W,comment-id=0010,timestamp=2019-05-04T20:31:59.317+0000) > > Video games are precisely not life. That's the whole point. An unfair video game makes no sense. > > https://streamable.com/4brr2 Wow. WTF.
: First step: accept that life is not fair
The hook line doesn't stay in the same angle it was thrown at. It changes angles from one millisecond to the next just right as the hook latches, and it goes through what should be a minion hitbox. This is something strange I've noticed since coming back after taking years of break. I've seen someone hook me through lines of minions. Who @ Riot cropped the minion hitboxes and why?
Auxion (EUNE)
: I dont care if its ranked or not, its the same thing. Im not having fun playing the game. Even when im winning. If my team carries me and im doing nothing, the game is boring to me. If i carry my whole team its still kinda boring, and even more boring if i lose.
> [{quoted}](name=Auxion,realm=EUNE,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=kctJEGtz,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2019-05-01T14:01:03.661+0000) > > I dont care if its ranked or not, its the same thing. Im not having fun playing the game. Even when im winning. > If my team carries me and im doing nothing, the game is boring to me. If i carry my whole team its still kinda boring, and even more boring if i lose. I probably would not be playing this game if I didn't have League buddies I really enjoyed playing with (when Matchmaker is not up and fkin us). Do you have any League buddies?
FNC Jinx (NA)
: Riot "Balancing" Tanks
There is a WOMAN at that meeting being allowed to give her opinion about balance. Not credible about Riot.
Quáx (NA)
: Please ban my account moderators
Dear Mods, My sibling got on my computer and played a real bad joke on me. Quax ----------------------------------------------------- Any similarity the above may have to a real life situation is entirely non-coincidental, ficticious and for entertainment purposes only.
: I have questions regarding Avengers: Endgame (SPOILER ALERT!)
The best thing to have done throughout this movie is sleep. There's more than a million quantum holes with the story if you think it through. I don't think you're supposed to. but here's the biggest kicker and proof you should have slept: if you only have enough material to go back once per team, make your first trip about having enough material for additional trips. that way the next movie doesn't have to be about finding more material to go find more material to bring back so many people that they literally can't fit into the planet until you literally have to go back in time to grab Thanos with the glove and use him at the fked up future ending "heroically" created.
: Riot Games employees reportedly plan walkout to protest company policies
Sydelle (NA)
: Whoever is calling a support champion that yields its positioning to their ADC "uninspired"...
Using the accursed roam item would cause supports to see enemy minions nobody else can see. Fk free money. This is 'MURICA. >< (For spectators' sake, these minions-for-supports look ghostly). And main supports need always be practicing their last hits. Why? Trust Grandma Sydelle. Where main supports are concerned, matchmaker is still VERY stupid.
Sydelle (NA)
: Whoever is calling a support champion that yields its positioning to their ADC "uninspired"...
So, I mained supports for years and here's the truth: if you can out CS most of your ADCs, matchmaker is literally forcing you out of your role. There's no other way around it except attaching yourself to a mile-long list of ADC buddies you already know so that they will be online whenever you want to play (been there, tried that, and except for the one period of months where I found ONE ADC I adored, not a long term solution). Plus, no matter that a main support made it to rank one once in ten years, it's way harder to SOLO rank-up as main support. The way the game is made, maining support without being attached to an ADC, is mostly ranked (read: RANK-ed, as in RANCid) sadness. If you're a support and most your ADCs are worse than you, you HAVE to move to the jungle with your superior ward-dropping/map awareness skills or just pick up the gun (or bow). Matchmaker just does not know HOW to respect you not to match you with ADCs you could out-CS when you're a 100% support player. That's the Truth. Support players do things the program doesn't know how to figure out. It can count your wards. Oh wow. That's nothing. Flash-to-lifesaving-shield, flash-to-lifesaving-heal, ping-sense-an-incoming-gank-thru-fog-of-war, light-up-an-enemy-jungler-secreting-an-objective, kill-self-denying-S-button-push-at-the-nick-of-time (wad da fudge is "kill self denial"? Asks a computer. How do quantify that?), poking-down-to-lower-than-25%-prekill-alone (that should give us KDAS records, records with superassists, but, nobody cares to code something like that in). I mean, here's the deal: I have known the League since Season 2. Trust me when I say: pick up the damned gun yourself or go tank-jungling when matchmaker gives you ADCs that CS worse than you. The computer has trouble quantifying good supports from bad. BY DESIGN. This is how you get supports that gimp their own ADCs KSing AND GET REWARDED IN MATCHMAKING RANK FOR IT due to KDA, nevermind they lose most games they KS early in that go over 35 minutes. They QUANTIFY as having been "better" than the ADC they gimped and the team endgame that they totally screwed. Just got out of a game I should not have won. Enemy ADC was better than me. Had me by over 40 CS (and the other 8 players too). Her entire team called her a piece of garbage to the point she muted her entire team. Why did she lose? Her Zyra took all her kills. Had to go on all chat and call her the better ADC my effin self. I been where she was. A LOT. New age supports, OK? They get catered to with ... assassin champs ( >.> ) instead of items to make them literally homeless and game-defining. THE REAL SOLUTION. Anyone got a fist to drive through all these glass screens and drive that single point home? Change the meta. 3 laners, a jungler and a dedicated roamer. We can turn all supports to roamers with a support-only roaming item. That easy. No longer bitches. Where they are, what desicions they make, MATTER, hell, most of them will BE the shotcallers. Of course, the ADCs will all have to get balanced for 1 on 1 and yes, the game will be better off for it. What's going on in botlane is stupid and HAS been stupid for over a decade. Soraka's heal was "toxic" but overpowering new champs vs old is not because reworks that alienate fans of the elderly champs can get made? THAT'S STUPID. And expensive. Buff the old champs and quit the self-serving reworks. There's zero reason MFs double-up shouldn't bounce further at THIS stage but who at Riot is giving a fk. (Clear blue ocean). No, I don't want a "rework." Increase her double up's range, keep your rework labor hours money and even charge me on your savings with a post-buff new skin. BE LOGICAL. Guess even in my effing post-main support era, I am STILL supporting ADCs, these time the elderly ADC champions themselves. Ask me how mad I am to discover how RARE dedicated good supports are knowing intimately how LITTLE the game rewards them. And still here trying to help the class out. Let em have a pivotal role of their own (roamer), let the noobs have low-skill champs inside a role with precious few releases. No, man. Seriously, Riot. Smash.
: When the PS is longer then the post{{sticker:sg-zephyr}}
> [{quoted}](name=Ðeath XIII,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=MVtXuoAU,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-04-29T19:27:42.689+0000) > > When the PS is longer then the post{{sticker:sg-zephyr}} They ALMOST had it right with Bard, but, nope. I've been going on about a teleport/roam support for a while. Could be thought of as an item too... Certainly would make those championships more exciting and give the support role more prestige.
Sydelle (NA)
: Whoever is calling a support champion that yields its positioning to their ADC "uninspired"...
It's a noob-friendly champ. Like Sona. It's OK to have these kind of champs. Some people can't even figure out which of Sona's auras to use for which situation -- AS IT IS. I've seen it. So what are these types of players going to play? Seriously? Let em have a fishbone.
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: So one of my RL friends hasn't played league for years
Is there any proof this is not actually a case of seller's remorse?
: POST ENDGAME SPOILERS HERE.
Better than Nyquil. Pick a good recliner not to wake up with a sore neck after a glorious cat nap.
Auxion (EUNE)
: I just got back into League again from being completely burned out. How to have fun again?
: Endgame was not worth coming home at 2 AM
I slept through the entire movie then cried at the end bc I miss my dead loved one so much (mama!) This is something that is naturally going to happen for many people that have lost close loved ones when watching Endgame's ending. In a very real way, the movie does to REAL people at its end, what blondo girl was doing to everyone at the beginning of it and real people are, well, REAL.
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: When mods get their mod card
: Why does your name sound familiar?
> [{quoted}](name=Colonel J,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=aB8VmPWa,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2019-04-23T07:54:27.367+0000) > > Why does your name sound familiar? Colonel J, I was asking myself that question too. Your name was so familiar I checked to see if you were active on other game forums like WOW. Failing to find any evidence of that, I figured that many years ago we were concurrent frequent posters and character fixtures of the real GD.
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: In a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, do you prefer grape or strawberry jelly?
> [{quoted}](name=VoraciousX,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=aB8VmPWa,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2019-04-23T05:27:39.825+0000) > > In a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, do you prefer grape or strawberry jelly? My younger self preferred strawberry but my older self is an equal opportunity fruit (and even fruitcake) lover.
: Are you a female version of Syd from Ice Age combined with Adelle
> [{quoted}](name=Ðeath XIII,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=aB8VmPWa,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2019-04-23T05:22:43.050+0000) > > Are you a female version of Syd from Ice Age combined with Adelle Death knows me well.
: which one is the truth
> [{quoted}](name=BlueVestGuy,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=kBLzvl5g,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-04-22T21:56:28.421+0000) > > which one is the truth That he doesn't yet have a car and that the truth is always beyond any other half or full lie.
Quáx (NA)
: what age will I lose my virginity to Taric?
> [{quoted}](name=Quáx,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=aB8VmPWa,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2019-04-23T02:33:55.065+0000) > > what age will I lose my virginity to Taric? He had you at "Gems."
: Are you single?
> [{quoted}](name=GG VERY EZ NOOB,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=aB8VmPWa,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2019-04-23T01:48:49.367+0000) > > Are you single? Yes, my civil status is single.
Saezio (EUNE)
: Do we live in a simulation?
> [{quoted}](name=Saezio,realm=EUNE,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=aB8VmPWa,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-04-23T01:10:36.197+0000) > > Do we live in a simulation? Yes, you may truthfully call this life that you are currently living or the game you play, both of them, a simulation.
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: > [{quoted}](name=Sydelle,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=lvouEAz2,comment-id=002e,timestamp=2019-04-21T15:47:43.506+0000) > > Do you have any idea how TOXIC to matchmaking design are the existance of smurfs? You're pretending to be a new player to the computer system, lying to the Matchmaker, and coming to Boards to complain about an unsatisfying experience. Meanwhile, EVERY GAME, you create an unsatisfying experience for hundreds if not thousands of real new players because you're smurfing, yet you ONLY see your pain. You are in need of a spanking, lost boy, cause you're a villanous little schmuck and can't clearly see yourself in a mirror. I'd love to play on my main but sadly: 1. I'm a Morgana OTP and she's permanently banned despite receiving only a movement speed buff to her ult. Meanwhile there are about 20 other more broken champions out right now. 2. Every game in plat is a troll game. Literally every single game one team has a troll on it. There is not a single competitive match. I have teammates and enemies going 0/15. People are running it down mid. They're afking. They're trolling. Even when it happens to my enemies it tilts me because I know it was pure luck it didn't happen to me. The games are not fun. They're actual fucking cancer. Blame Riot. I'd be happy to play my main if everyone wasn't a troll in plat.
> [{quoted}](name=Morgana Deus,realm=NA,application-id=yrc23zHg,discussion-id=lvouEAz2,comment-id=002e0000,timestamp=2019-04-21T15:51:20.879+0000) > > I'd love to play on my main but sadly: > > 1. I'm a Morgana OTP and she's permanently banned despite receiving only a movement speed buff to her ult. Meanwhile there are about 20 other more broken champions out right now. > 2. Every game in plat is a troll game. Literally every single game one team has a troll on it. There is not a single competitive match. I have teammates and enemies going 0/15. People are running it down mid. They're afking. They're trolling. Even when it happens to my enemies it tilts me because I know it was pure luck it didn't happen to me. The games are not fun. They're actual fucking cancer. > > Blame Riot. I'd be happy to play my main if everyone wasn't a troll in plat. What about normal queue? Not like the smurf is headed anywhere different. There is only one Platinum NA.
Barkley (NA)
: I'm so fucking sad
You are sad because you sense that life should be more and guess what, you're RIGHT. The pursuit of greater personal/spiritual power, self-realization, your very own personal realization dreams. You're not mad and you're not crazy. Go hit a natural setting and PLOT.
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: Riot games is the source of all toxicity
Do you have any idea how TOXIC to matchmaking design are the existance of smurfs? You're pretending to be a new player to the computer system, lying to the Matchmaker, and coming to Boards to complain about an unsatisfying experience. Meanwhile, EVERY GAME, you create an unsatisfying experience for hundreds if not thousands of real new players because you're smurfing, yet you ONLY see your pain. You are in need of a spanking, lost boy, cause you're a villanous little schmuck and can't clearly see yourself in a mirror.
: Finally Played Prestige KDA Evelynn
As a gamer girl, I'd sometimes overhear other girls' first world problems without intending to for there were loud shrieks of broken nails or factory shoes miscolorations. They were girls like me but completely immersed in a world I did not understand. Now, I am here, in this thread, and I don't dare to presume the gender of OP (the world has changed too much for that) but I have the sinking suspicion that one of my fantasy worlds has certainly become invaded. Hrumph. I blame how expensive stuff has become OUT THERE. Fortunately, I never quite liked Evelynn anyway, so her handlers being alien-like to me makes sense and is perfectly fine. Reminds me of the popular girls in school explaining to me what brand of car the guy that asked me out is driving and how much it cost. I suppose KDA Evelynn understands all that. Popstars that "go hard," psssh! There's nothing softer in this world than popstars. That's why Betty Boo was a welcome respite to soldiers. Those days were more honest. Neway, this ancient summoner bows out from invading this invader's thread. I'm going off to make a post about showing us our gaming statistics playing against a certain enemy champion and killing them. Would be nice if there were Evelynn-kill trophies and the like. Rewards even. Like a ward of KDA Evelyn's "hideous" sense of blue perfection or an emote of dead stealth champions in general (*hates the mechanic*). Hmmph!!! Now, make way for granny to hobble out this thread. Go on.
: My attempt to draw Battle Bunny Miss Fortune for Easter
... for ... Easter? I'm maining MF now but... let's just call THAT Spring.
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b æ (NA)
: added
> [{quoted}](name=b æ ,realm=NA,application-id=qNbk5bu1,discussion-id=4vyPRnnq,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-04-20T18:51:32.301+0000) > > added Cool! Game lab opens soon.
Sydelle (NA)
: 4 Arizona Old Players @ Noon Today LF Support
Just as a general addition to the original post: I suppose if you happen to be a main ADC that knows what's up, I can also support half the games today. And if you're REALLY good, I'll support you the rest of the year.
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